Part 1: Helos

So here I am, standing in line with many other stupid clones, waiting for someone to give me a knife... "Why the heck am I waiting here?" I taught and left without a knife. (and it was truth, I started playing without the knife, strange...)

I am next to a river and there is one scared farmer here also. I decided to talk to him, but after the first second of out conversation, after I saw it will last too long, I simply go on, ignoring him. Couple yards behind there was another villager! "What the heck this one wants? You want me to save your horse!? Oh no, I didn't got the knife and I worked on my nails for 2 freaking hours! Just tell me where Helos is!". And so he did.

While approaching Helos I spotted a smaller group of Satyrs while they were attacking two lightly armored soldiers. "Should I help 'em? Nah, I'll just sneak around and pick all the weapons they drop. Look! I actually found an axe... oh wait, its rusty... I don't need a rusty axe, I'll just get rid of it. Maybe this club will do? No, I can't hold it with my weak arms. Should I use a bow? Nah, I'll probably cut my fingers. I know! I'll use a spear. It does reminds me of a badly sharped stick, but what the heck?



So, this is Helos? Its a nice place, but I would put those flowers on the left side, and this fountain is so OUT! One of the villagers told me to speak with the Chieftain of the Helos cuz he looks worried. Why would I care about that? The only thing that makes me speak to him is that yellow ! on his head. "So, whats up!?" .......... "Wha'? So I am suppose to go there and kill that Shama...bla?" I never liked to fight monster bigger then I am, and since they all are bigger then I am...

I am crossing the bridge while leaving the village and entering their farmlands. There are couple little Satyrs, they kind of make me laugh now... Wait, is that a boar!? "Look how cute it is... Hey! Get away from me you... YOU!" And thats why I killed it. (sorry ya all pig lovers)



After 2 minutes of slashing all those monsters I found something that mights be the camp where the Sha...bla...ma is. I knew he will cast all those spells so I took a bow to kill him from the distance. Ah, here he is. He is throwing lighting bolts at me... there goes fireball... a volcano thing... And he's dead... What? Why am I dieing? He couldn't poisoned me... of wait, he lift his hand and now it smells like hell. Better get out of here.



I picked everything he had and I left...

to be continued...